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last night at the dollar tree
I beheld a sight my eyes could not believe
a cryptid primate was shopping there
surely looking for some menacing wares
he must've stood about eight feet tall
biggest feet that I ever saw
lean and buff, and covered with hair
the skunk ape stench filled the air

I saw sasquatch at the dollar store
and I don't know what he was in there for
but he left a big footprint in the mud
and it looked to me like he was out for blood

your blood!

I pulled out my phone and tried to snap a pic
but he turned around and scampered off quick
he left an imprint outside in the slurry
but my photograph turned out kinda blurry
he turned to me and said "don't you pollute my home
or I'll grab your arms, and break your bones
you destroy ecosystems with all your trash
and if i catch you littering its your head I will smash!"

I saw sasquatch at the dollar store
and I don't know what he was in there for
but he left a big footprint in the mud
and it looked to me like he was out for blood

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from Dollar Store Sasquatch, released July 29, 2022

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